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October 12, 2003

Paragon of Honky-ness

What celebrity or musician would you consider the paragon of honkyness?
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Posted by Scott Mcdowell at October 12, 2003 01:46 PM | TrackBack
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I may have to vote for Yanni at the present moment. I may refute my own vote in a day or so, but just to get the ball rolling and rolling.

Wait, now I have changed my mind, Yanni is the only white dude except Max Weinberg who can play and arrange pieces in 12 then 7 then 9 then 5 then 21, what a man he is. Alright now, let's see...I'll have to do some serious thinking..

ps. SCott! Come visit me you little worm, europe is full of your friends, mainly me and becky, so come over before you leave, if you can. my cell phone number is 44 7800 579 601

Posted by: john at October 13, 2003 05:51 AM

John, that's so funny ((you know the voice)) Yanni's actually one of our biggest supporters. He's on the honkylips board of directors. Here's a picture of him wearing one of our t-shirts:

http://honkylips.org/images/honkies/yanni_t.jpg

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2003 07:24 AM

by far- tom clancy.

Posted by: Sheera at October 13, 2003 08:02 AM

m&m

Posted by: graham at October 13, 2003 10:52 AM

Um....graham, I'm not sure what you meant by 'm&m'...were you talking about these two?

http://honkylips.org/images/honkies/MandM.jpg

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2003 11:16 AM

to examine the question posed, i must first reflect on what the term "honkyness" means to me. mmm, silken white flesh, radiating that suble glow that comes from only one source. a droplet of dew, gently caressing my face in a fasion so unique, so salty, yet so sweet. a memory of schaffer's tiny buttock, slightly firm, although in need of a workout. ohh yes, memories are truely the sweet paradise of the mind. so i come to the question at hand. a honky who has the quality of possesing the greatest "honkyness" known to mind. i will say brittney spears, no! george bush! yes that satanic oaf we all know and adore. bonjour!!!!!!!

Posted by: spanky at October 13, 2003 01:33 PM

Spanky,

Two great suggestions! I'm kind of waiting to do something special with booosh, but for now, feast your eyes on this:

http://honkylips.org/images/honkies/brittney.jpg

Oh, and thanks for the nice link!

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2003 03:29 PM

Paul Simon is a pretty big honky

Posted by: Josh B at October 13, 2003 03:52 PM

I'll have to go with John Tesh, with Hank Williams Jr. right behind him in a close second place. Between the key-tar and the New Age elevator music, Tesh is the champion of honkyism.

Posted by: Eric Andre at October 13, 2003 04:07 PM
Paul Simon is a pretty big honky

Ouch...that's pretty harsh.

http://honkylips.org/images/honkies/p_simon.jpg

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2003 04:07 PM

oooh, ooooh, i've got it...

"the white shadow"

Posted by: Jaimoe at October 13, 2003 08:07 PM

John Tesh is, what I would call, one of our more militant members...he's always looking for ways to raise awareness:

http://honkylips.org/images/honkies/tesh.jpg

Posted by: scott at October 14, 2003 02:24 AM

billy ray cyrus...oh c'mon, you KNOW he's honky.

Posted by: gamo*phi at October 14, 2003 05:46 PM

i'm gonna have to say joey lawrence is a good one, though really, any of those brothers will do.

really, i just wanted a good excuse to say, WHOA!


PS gamo phi pride forever - hoi! hoi! hoi!

Posted by: laurel at October 14, 2003 06:49 PM

I love you
I am reza IRAN

Posted by: reza at November 8, 2004 05:28 AM

my dream is to be an actor in america.
ilias love u britney.
good year 2005.
bye.

Posted by: ilias merabbi at December 29, 2004 02:05 AM
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